👉 A 'licking body enhancing protective liquid' is like a high-tech, yet suspiciously scented spa treatment for your adorable little human being. Imagine it's the ultimate in self-care: you're getting that coveted, smooth skin glow while a secret agent (or maybe an overly enthusiastic hair stylist) is discreetly spraying it onto your body, ensuring you never look like a human playground again.
Now, here's a dash of edginess for you: "The bodyguard of my personal hygiene is now a liquid in my hands, and I'm pretty sure it's been sniffing around my neck like a wet dog for the past 48 hours."
